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Funny facts is a blogg,with lots of different topics with funny details. Dexter,Philip,Stella and Emilia are going to write the different topics each week. We are 4 kids in grade 4 that are having a seperate English class. Hope you will enjoy it!

What bitch means

Publicerad 2014-03-24 10:38:26 i Allmänt,

Bitch is a bad word to say. Many people feel sad and depressed if someone says it. But many may not know that bitch actually female dog. So instead of saying bitch say female dog. Though bitch know is not a bad word.
If someone says your a bitch awnser this

Bitch is a female dog
dogs bark
bark grows on trees
trees are nature
nature is beautiful
I take that as a compliment.

Smart huh!

cup

Publicerad 2014-03-24 10:36:26 i Allmänt,

 
 I playd a football cup yesterday it was really fuck win came  to final. and we lost. I scord 3 goals  I play in särö ik.my dad were coatch. we lost against Mönlycxke. they had yellow cits

Table Tennis

Publicerad 2014-03-24 10:27:27 i Allmänt,

Ive gone in table tennis in two months.I like it very much because you get to smash alot.There are five different groups in table tennis and the first one is the best and i go in the fourth group but now im going up one to the third one.Well thats all for today!

The best 4, ping pong

Publicerad 2014-03-24 10:12:00 i Allmänt,

One day, Mathilda, Sonja and Smilla, David, Gustav and Albin played ping pong in the best four. I, Stella was the first backup, the second backup was Lynn, and the third one was Emilia and the fourth one was Ellen. When the team played it went really wel......... THEY WON! They are now going to Stockholm! And becouse I was the first backup, I got a medal too! But I didin't even do anything! Hihi! ;-) Bye!!! //Stella

kick bike

Publicerad 2014-03-17 10:29:45 i Allmänt,

I  like kick bike very much. I have  a kick bike  called Lucky. I bought my kick bike for 3500 kr I like it very much. I started witch kick bike one year ago,        BY DEXTER 

Funny Joke

Publicerad 2014-03-17 10:25:10 i Allmänt,

Guy:What did the sea say to the other sea.
Girl:what
guy:Nothing they just WAVED
Girl:that wasnt even funny
guy: are you SHORE?
girl: How do you even have friends?
guy: Stop being such a beach.



Dude you were so drunk last night

was i really

yes someone stole your tv and you ran after him screaming you forgot the remote!






Dude you were so drunk last night

no i was not

you were gonna go get a drink across the dance floor.

so?

when you went over the dance floor you won the dance contest

shit im fabulous
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You were so drunk you cut all my pineapples yelling spongebob i know your in there


Math please stop asking me to find your x i have my own problems to solve p.s she is not coming back



Isnt it odd how people kill flys because their annoying. If people did that i would have never ever lived.



Funny Enough!
Now try reading these withought laughing or grinning!





Good songs to listen to or sing to!

Publicerad 2014-03-10 10:21:20 i Allmänt,

Today i will share my best songs with you.

1. Break Away by: Kelly Clarkson

2. Dark Horse by: Katy Perry

3. Let it go by: Frozen

4. Undo by: Sanna Nielsen

5. Happy by: Pharrel Williams

6. Down by: Blink182

7. Online Songs by: Blink182

8. Im Yours by: Jason Mraz

9.Price Tag by: Jessie J

10. Radio Active by: Imagine Dragons

That was my top ten best songs i know!
Let me know in the comments wich songs YOU like!

See ya!

Emilia

the first match by Dexter

Publicerad 2014-03-10 10:20:00 i Allmänt,

I played a football match against Hovås/Billdal. It was my first football match this year, we played 2 matches and lost one. We had two teams with us, our other team won both  their matches. The first match we won with  1-0 and the other match we got beaten by 0-1. My dad were training my team. We had nine players in the game we played, 1  goalkeeper 3 defenders  3 midfealders and 2 strikers  I played striker.  We played with offside.           
One match were 30 minute§s.

My soccer game

Publicerad 2014-03-10 10:12:58 i Allmänt,

I played three soccer games this weekend and we won both of them but one we lost, on Friday I played and we won with 11:3.Then on Sunday we played two games and we won one of them with 3:1 but they were really good and the next game played we lost with 10:1.It wasnt so fun that we lost but it was fun to play them because they were good.The guys we played against on sunday had two teams and so did we.So the guys we played against and  won with 3:1 there other team were a little better than the first team we played against on sunday.

Stella, Dance

Publicerad 2014-03-10 10:08:00 i Allmänt,

Hi, I go to dance saturdays. It's called Bliss. I Think it it really fun. My dance teacher is called Emma. She is really nice. When we dance we first dance a whorm-up dance. Then we dance a training dance, in the training dance there are like pushups and stuff like that. It is pretty hard. After the training dance we dance the stretching dance. It is really good to stretch. Then we do the "show dance". Every dance we have different show dances. There are allso different themes. Last year it was a zombie/monster dance. It was really cool and scary... This year it is a wizard dance. We haven't lernd all parts yet, but so far it is really cool. My dance teacher, Emma, was in Melodifestivalen. Not singing, but she was dancing in a gold custume in Gothenburg. I was there to Watch. She was sopost to look like a OS "person". They did a pyramid, and she was on the top holding the (pretend of course) torch. It was really cool, Emma is a great dancer ! think. Finally I just want to tell you that you should really try dancing, becouse it is really fun!!!

My Dream Home

Publicerad 2014-02-24 10:39:40 i Allmänt,

I have Always wanted to live at a farm. I love animals and at a farm you probably have animals. For example Horse, Sheep, Cow, Dog or pig excsetra. I have Always and will forever want to live at a farm. But of course im happy about where i live now. I have a hamster called Maya and my brother has a gecko called Charlie. My house has Three floors.

Stella, Melodifestivalen

Publicerad 2014-02-24 10:39:26 i Allmänt,

Hi, my family and I were in Melodifestivalen. It was really fun. Me and my sister had made a sign, on the sign it said "Heja Oscar". We cheered for Oscar. His song was called "Yes we can". I thought it was really good. He did made it to the final. That was really good! There are allways two persons that make it to the final, and Oscar and a girl named Ace Wilder with the song:"bussy doin' nothin'". It was allso very good. We sat on the bleachers in sektion B. I thought that we saw pretty good. On the way to the Place were everybody was going to sit, there were chocolate weels and stuff, you allso got some stuff free. That was it!

FOOTBALL

Publicerad 2014-02-24 10:38:20 i Allmänt,

 Iv  played football for 6 years. I play for särö ik they have green shirts and white shorts. My football boots are green,purple and black I went in to nikes webside and cosumised my boots it taked about 3 weeks to send them. I play football 4 times at week. I play witch guys thats 1 year older than me. I like Manchester city they play in preumerlig in England In manchester city I like AGUERO and YAYA TOURE.

Soccer

Publicerad 2014-02-24 10:37:43 i Allmänt,

I love soccer,and its my favourite sport. The sports i play are soccer,golf and table tennis. Iv`e played soccer since i was five years old. My favourite soccer team is called FC Barcelona. They are a spanish team and my favourite soccer player is Cristiano Ronaldo. He comes from Portugal and plays in a spanish named Real Madrid. He is the best soccer player in the whole World. My soccer team is called Särö IK and we train three times a week.

Book Recommendation

Publicerad 2014-02-24 10:29:37 i Allmänt,

I just finished a FANTASTIC book called A GREAT INVENTION OF HUGO CABRET. The book was made by Brian Selznick. The book is about a boy called hugo and his Life. His father died in a fire and now hugo lives in a Little room in a Clock Tower in a station. He finds a a Little robot thing thats broken. Hugo has to steal from the toy store to get all the parts for the robot. The man in the stoy store steals his most precious thing. His notebook with all his fathers drawings. Hugo meets a girl named isabell. I will not tell how the story is going to end. You have to read it yourself. I highly recommend it!!!!!

My break

Publicerad 2014-02-23 18:17:12 i Allmänt,

On my winter break i went to a soccer camp.It was very  fun and the people there were very good at soccer.After  the soccer camp i went skiing in Austria,it was so much fun.I went skiing but i didnt have time to snowboard.I went there with my friends and family,we had a hot tub and sauna at our house.

My February Break!

Publicerad 2014-02-17 10:44:00 i Allmänt,

On my February break i Went to Dubai and Germany!!! First we Went Three hours in the car to the Copenhagen Airport. At the Copenhagen Airport we Went to our flight to Dubai. On the plane to Dubai we got lunch and dinner. I got rice and chicken, chocolate pudding and some water. I also got an cool Little bag of some sort, it might have been a toiletry bag. I got a book about skate boards and a Little Dr.Suess book. When we arrived i took out my bathing suit and Went swimming in the big pool that they had. It was 25 degrees celcius! One day we Went on sand dunes with a car made for sand dunes. It was very bumpy when we rode. Mom was really scared! We took some breaks now and then. At last we came to the camp. It was really fun. i got to hold an traditional eagel that you get when you turn 15 in Dubai, We Went sand surfing. We just took a snowboard and Went on some sand dunes. Then i got really cool henna! We also whatched i man with a huge dress who spun in an whole 20 min and when he was done he wasn´t even Dizzy!!!
He lifted his dress and lights flicked on his dress. It kind of looked like a ufo!!! We watched an Amazing belly dancer. The belly dancer invited me up to the stage to belly dance with her. Of course i said yes but it was really imberassing!! We danced together with Three other small kids. I Think they were 5. They were pretty good. After that we Went back to the hotel. The next day we Went to the Dubai Mall, it was HUGE!!!! I found a big candy shop called candylicious. I bought one lolly 2 skittle bags i watermelon candy strip and willy wonkas gobstoppers. That was a lot of candy! I also bought
heelys its a type of shoe with one Wheel under the heel. They are blue and look just like normal shoes! We also Went to an arcade i tried to get a jake from adventure time. I couldnt. :(

After Dubai we Went 8 hours back on the plane to GERMANY!!!
We come on thursday night. We ate pizza and Went to bed. On friday i Went to school with mý friend that i was staying with. Her name is Ida. She is also Swedish. I had PE ART MATH and GERMAN. At recess i played with my bestest friend Francessca. She is in 6th grade but we are the bestest of besties in the whole wide World. After school i Went home with my friend benine. She also has a hamster, it al´most looks like mine. My hamster is called Maya she is gray with a black line acroos her back. Her hamster is called Charlie and is White with a grey line across his back. I stayed with her until 8:00 because Ida was at a party. At saturday i Went to a musical called Fiddler on the Roof. It had benine in it with her older brother bass who was the main character called tevye and her older sister who was the matchmaker. They were really good. After the musical i Went home with francessca and slept and her house. She has two dogs called Biggles and Augie. They are schnousers. We had a very fun time. I woke up 8 because i had to go 10:00. I miss her very much now.

That was my wonderful break!!!

Stella in Sälen

Publicerad 2014-02-13 11:16:00 i Allmänt,

Hi, week 6 I was in Sälen in Lindvallen. It was really fun. I ski, I think it is fun. This year I also tried snowboard. It was really hard. I fell all the time, and my back really hurt after that. The hardest thing with snowboard is probably the ski lift. I always fell off. ;-) But after a wile I got it all the way up. I also went in ski school a few days. It was kind of fun. I went there with my sister. We were there in a week. Once we went bowling, I won!! ;-) I don't remember the points I got. Onother time we also went to like a water land. That was really fun. There were slides and things like that. We also met some friends there. We ate dinner with them once too. Mix Megapol is a radio channel, and they were sending in Sälen. They were "Fjällkalas" that were really fun. Sean Banan was there and the winner of Idol, Kevin Walker. We go autographs from both of them, and I even got a photo of me and Kevin Walker!!! That was really cool. That was how I had it when I was in Sälen! ;-)

Stellas Birthday

Publicerad 2014-01-25 15:56:00 i Allmänt,

My birthday is on Monday. On Sunday are we going to have my family party. We are going to eat brunch. The best thing with birthdays is the people and the presents of course. :) I'm turning 10 years old. On top of my wish list is: Pure Seduction and Hello Darling, witch is two body mists from Victoria Secret, an iPad, a computer, Uggs, One piece, Headphones and clock. That is how I usually celebrate my birthday. BYE!!!!

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